Who says snowbirds aren't fun?
Who says all they do is
clog up the roads and rent all the casas?
Who says they buy all the English magazines and
newspapers before the lazy expats
can get their sorry butts up off the couch?
Who says they're boring
and all they want to talk about is golf, kids
and bathroom tiles?
Who says they're skinflints always
looking for a bargain?
Who says they are dull and conservative
and afraid of their own shadows?
NOT MY SNOWBIRDS!
Happy Birthday, Sonia!